Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!
Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!
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Listen up, tiny humans! Your mom isn't yelling, she's just expressing herself. Raising kids is a challenge and sometimes your misbehaving push her to her limit. So next time you hear that sound from your mom, don't worry. Just listen closely and try to make things right.
It's not personal, honey.
A Mom's Day: Powered by Coffee and Controlled Mayhem
Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.
- Can't survive without coffee
- It fuels our sanity/Keeps us calm in the chaos
- And sometimes, it's just plain delicious/Coffee is a treat/A warm hug in a mug
Mommy's Ready to Fight
You better watch out when a mama is feeling defensive. That's right, their little offspring are treasured, and she won't think twice to safeguard them. If you bother her territory, prepare for a fierce display. This isn't the time to be foolish. Better get out of sight while you still can.
- Don't freak out.
- Back off.
- Keep your voice down.
Taming Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual
Let's be real, raising a dragon isn't similar to training your typical house pet. There are no veterinarians who completely grasp the intricacies of their complex biology, and forget about finding a manual that outlines everything from burping fireballs to social etiquette. You're on your own, trainer, and the only lesson plan is trial and experimentation.
I'm Sorry About What I Said When I Was Hangry
We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely trivial.
Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.
First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might get more info regret.
It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".
Love My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine
Being a parent is seriously amazing, but sometimes you just need a little wine. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are sweet, and they totally drain your patience. After a long day of playing, a glass of sparkling can be just the thing you need to unwind. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!
- Parenting
- Cheers!